Hagar & the Hand-Vac

She bought a hand-vac

red as lipstick hookers wear

but not her, never

Dude said it was powerful

could suck up a good-size cat

she had no cat, so

selling point was lost on her

Home, she plugged it in

pressed it against her temple

praying memories be gone

~ Hagar


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