Hagar & the Hand-Vac

She bought a hand-vac

red as lipstick hookers wear

but not her, never

Dude said it was powerful

could suck up a good-size cat

she had no cat, so

selling point was lost on her

Home, she plugged it in

pressed it against her temple

praying memories be gone

~ Hagar


4 thoughts on “Hagar & the Hand-Vac

  1. Nice last line about memories. There are some I’d love to get rid of as well. My vacuum cleaner commands the devil to leave. It tends to work, but the place gets dusty again. Then I repeat the cleaning of the temple. Blessings!

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